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Mother Goose Hardcover 1913 The Century Co. Arthur Rackham Illustrated

The product is a hardcover book titled “Mother Goose” published in 1913 by The Century Co. It is illustrated by Arthur Rackham and intended for children ages 4-8, making it a juvenile fiction picture book. The book features nursery rhymes and is written in English, making it a delightful read for young audiences with its charming illustrations and classic tales. Some crayon markings on inside front cover.

Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South ~ Hard Cover, Brand New

“Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South” is the third of five books that make up Season Two. “How far would you go for a really really good taco?” –The voice inside your headAs they say, history repeats itself. On a Friday, the day it always happens, Sumguyen was laid off from yet another menial gig. He excitedly called Bimisi with the news that he was once again amongst the ranks of the unemployed. Several times in the past this bounty of good fortune was cause for a road trip financed by the great American scam of “unemployment benefits”…this time would be no different.At 7:00 AM the next morning, with two spare tires, two foot long sandwiches and two coolers full of beer…these two were headed South. Two miles across the border, they were two beers down.The next two days and their final destination are still a bit of a blur, but Bimisi and Sumguyen still talk about how damn good those fish tacos were. Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South is the third of five books that make up Season Two. The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set are:Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?Brenda’s Beaver Plays a RoundLucy Lickalotopus Goes Down SouthJiggleWiggleTicklePicklePeter Pitched a TentThrough the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don’t buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™…You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.–Toodles!

JiggleWiggleTicklePickle ~ Jiggle Wiggle Tickle Pickle ~ Hard Cover, Brand New

“Jiggle Wiggle Tickle Pickle” is the fourth of five books that make up Season Two. “You can keep the change”–Sumguyen to cashierSumguyen and Bimisi made the fiscally responsible decision to call in sick for a couple days and take advantage of the coveted free passes to the Las Vegas Adult Expo they were given by a scantily clad marketing rep in an Apache Junction bar the night before.They stopped in Wikiup, AZ for $14 worth of gas and a road soda. Sumguyen watched as a biker chick reached deep into the jar of pickles displayed on the counter. She was in elbow deep and was fishing for the largest of those brined beauties. As she clutched the winning pickle in her teeth she started counting out bills with her still dripping hand. Sumguyen knew those bills would be in his change, he slapped down a twenty and walked out the door.The treasures he might encounter at the Adult Expo and that monster Gherkin in a biker chick’s mouth made for a strange and conflicting combination of thoughts…the fourth book of Season Two was conceived over the next 28 miles.JiggleWiggleTicklePickle is the fourth of five books that make up Season Two. The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set are:Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?Brenda’s Beaver Plays a RoundLucy Lickalotopus Goes Down SouthJiggleWiggleTicklePicklePeter Pitched a TentThrough the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don’t buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™…You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.–Toodles!

Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse? ~ Hard Cover, Brand New

“Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse” is the first of five books that make up Season Two. “…and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breathe.” –Bimisi, to Theodore Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world…a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question…at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse is the first of five books that make up Season Two. The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set are:Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?Brenda’s Beaver Plays a RoundLucy Lickalotopus Goes Down SouthJiggleWiggleTicklePicklePeter Pitched a TentThrough the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don’t buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™…You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.–Toodles!

Peter Pitched a Tent ~ Hard Cover, Brand New

“Peter Pitched a Tent” is the fifth of five books that make up Season Two. “Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana.” –Olivia WilliamsBimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters…they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population.In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and Independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truth-driven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nasty-grams on the internet about the very existence of this book…Go get ‘em, Karen.Peter Pitched a Tent is the fifth of five books that make up Season Two. The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set are:Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?Brenda’s Beaver Plays a RoundLucy Lickalotopus Goes Down SouthJiggleWiggleTicklePicklePeter Pitched a TentThrough the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don’t buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™…You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.–Toodles!

Brenda’s Beaver Plays a Round ~ Hard Cover, Brand New

“Brenda’s Beaver Plays a Round” is the second of five books that make up Season Two. “It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do.” –Pibber PayneSports like football, basketball, hockey and women’s beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation is worth the price of admission EVERY time. Bimisi and Sumguyen have a long-standing policy of not participating in any sport unless it is acceptable, even expected that they will be drinking the entire duration. Sports on their short list include bowling, fishing, billiards and tubing down the Salt River under the Arizona summer sun.While the aforementioned do involve excessive amounts of skill, dedication and beer; there is only one sport that includes a motorized cart, all the booze you can handle and the iconic ball washing machine. This is the logic they applied when the decision was made to take Brenda and her beaver out for a lovely round of golf. Enjoy.Brenda’s Beaver Plays a Round is the second of five books that make up Season Two. The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set are:Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?Brenda’s Beaver Plays a RoundLucy Lickalotopus Goes Down SouthJiggleWiggleTicklePicklePeter Pitched a TentThrough the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don’t buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™…You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.–Toodles!